I don't sleep enough to dream this good

I saw this HOME listed online and thought THIS IS...WOW!!! Like I can't even imagine - ok so I can imagine... I AM imagining!!! But like I said, I do not sleep well enough to dream this good. Five bedrooms and EIGHT BATHROOMS!!! Over 11,000 sqft!!! So how much for all of this? The monthly payment estimate is $21,000!!! A MONTH??!! Or if you wanna pay in full - $4,200,000.00.

If someone is interested in a house, I found you one. (YOU'RE WELCOME, LOL!) Just click on the link under the photo, contact the rep at the agency and set up an appointment. Oh, and if you want me to take a look at it with you, just let me know...IJS

If you do purchase this beautiful home, I sincerely hope I'm on the house warming party invitation list. Oh AND if you buy this gorgeous home, I need to know what you do for a living to afford a $21K/month mortgage PLUS utilities, housekeeping, yard maintenance, FOOD... etc. and one more thing - ARE THEY HIRING??

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