Mackgurl's Musings

  Hello, blogoverse! How's everyone doing? Great, I hope :) Me? I'm doing great! So nice of you to ask (smile) With all that's going on in the world today, I'm always on the lookout for, well a distraction. Just something that might take my thoughts on a journey or better yet, make me laugh. Heck - why not both at the same time?! Annnnd you already know about my imagination, right? (see past post for reference)  Any who, I was in the store the other day looking around at hunting and fishing stuff (yep, ya gurl has been fishing...hunting? Not so much, yet?) So I'm walking down the aisle looking at stuff for hunting and fishing - typical nature activity kinda things and then I look up and see an alien. Ok maybe not an alien actually it kinda made me think of a snake or insect. Hybrid? But this was no regular degular hybrid alien-insect-snake...Nah, this one had swag, attitude even. Don't believe me? Check this out... Look at him! It's like I walked by and he l...

  Hola! I'm not going to ask you that silly ques-okay so I AM going to ask... Did you miss your Oscar favorito? Claro! How could you not? Have you been enjoying the summer? It's been soooooo hot but I don't mind, usually - except for the times when I'm thirsty. Like the otra day. I was outside enjoying some time in the sun -  mi familia was outside making delicious meat treats on the cooking box. And of course they had to share some with their precious Oscar:). Ohh they were sooooo good! They made sure I had plenty all to myself! Little while later, mi familia got too hot so they went into the casa. Well, it was very hot...even I was a bit warm so I went in, too. I thought I'd go get a drink of water to cool down. Besides, all those delicious meat treats made me thirsty. So I go into the room to get mi agua. As I'm walking to my bowl, I notice mi familia laying on the comfy chair drinking icy cold drinks. This made me even MORE thirsty so now I'm RUNNING to ...

Hola mis amores! How was your day? Mine was good...I got to see some more of my familia. Nope they didn't come to visit. And no we didn't video chat. WE went to see them. That's right! ROAD TRIP! So much fun when we get away from home for a little while. This was especially fun because it was to see familia and mi familia loves me. Plus, they spoil me (smile). They know that I am royalty so, they treat me like a Prince. Treats, treats and more treats (YUMMY!) Everyone just loves me being around so much - well almost everyone (👀). One family member isn't in love with me. I know, it is quite shocking, no? Why does she not love or even like Oscar? Well, as usual it is no fault of mine. I've been a victim of a character assassination! No, really - permitame to explain.  Some time ago, mi familia and I went on this same familia visiting trip.  It was so much fun and everyone loved being around me and they all thought I was so cute (smile). This one persona thought I was...

Hello! How was your extended weekend? Mine was great, thanks for asking.So I was in the store the other day, partly on a mission for candles for this candling session - that's a post for another day- and then I happened to see this 👀 Oh I just have sooo many questions! Like: 1. How did you- whoever you are- come up with this name? 2. Did you mean to make the posterior portion of the monkey look like a cherry 🍒? 3. This would imply that monkey booties smell bad...how do you know? Did someone do a field study?  4. Friction fighter...Friction is - well, here you go:  Definition of Friction Alright so what do you think? Come on, tell me! LOL

  Hola! Que pasa? Me? Well as you can tell, the whole " I need a bano" incident just fine. Of course, I wasn't really concerned (paws crossed). As I said, my people love me. How could they not? I'm so darned cute!!!  Oh and it's not just them who think I'm so loveable. Every time they have people over, they instantly fall in love. Are you laughing at me? You don't believe me? Okay so let me tell you something...today, there were some people at my house. They were doing the typical people-y stuff...laughing, EATING...But this time they didn't actually COOK dinner. I know, right? Surprised me, too. No, instead they went out for dinner.  I can almost hear some of you saying "what does that have to do with them loving you, Oscar?" Un momentito, por favor. I'm getting to that part right now. When the people, MY people, returned to the house they did not come empty handed. They thought of yours truly even while they were out to dinner.  So the...

  Hola!! Did you miss me? I already know that you did. How could you not miss Oscar? (smile) Well you will be happy to hear that I survived my chip binge without punishment!!! Isn't that great?! In fact, they said not a word about it at all. Kinda weird to be honest. Part of me wonders if this calm, non-reaction is because I am just this truly beloved or if this is simply the calm before the storm? It has to be because I am beloved - after all, it's been weeks since that happened. Or...are they just waiting on me to do something else? Something worse then devouring those sinfully delicious chips?? No es importa - my weekend was great! My helpers had extra people over. I'm not sure why but it seemed like a fiesta! Lots of foods - even meat on the hot box. I think I heard them call it an EGG...doesn't look like an EGG to me. Whatever it's called, it puts that wonderful taste into the pork chops and chicken so nice and smokey!! Oh yeah they had some lettuce but what do...

  Hello, how are you? Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Oscar. Before I get into my story, let me make sure you know how to say my name correctly. As I said, my name is Oscar but it is pronounced Osk-ar. My family -yes, I permit them t get away with mispronouncing my name. But that's just because they love me so much. To be honest, they call me many cute names...I must admit "Oskey" is one of my faves. One of my family members calls me "Owee" LOL. My family is really great. All my needs are met. They're basically like my helpers, or friends -except when they get on my nerves. Like those times one of them stays in the bathroom for like TWENTY MINUTES!!! I mean really, others need to go too. Now, they don't speak my language but somehow we understand each other. Sort of like that look that you get from your Mama. The one that says "No...you better not...try me..." So I give them a look and they come do what I need. Open the door for...

Ok so I love a challenge. This was a social media challenge from a group that I'm in. The object of the challenge, was to come up with a rap based off the photo.  And here's my response Walked up to the table, fork at the ready 'bout to chow down on this plate of spaghetti. Had to pull my gun on the chef that made it. How you gonna serve a boss some noodles that's naked? He stared down the barrel as I clicked the hammer He was real mad nervous and started to stammer. Ma'am they said you were the lady in charge That your patience was small but your pockets were large. They said you were the mac and since you were the boss  I guess I just figured you'd have your own sauce. I couldn't be mad, 'cause the chef had a point  I said this here spot is now my new favorite joint. Sketti wasn't right so there wouldn't be a tip But at least this man knew that I had the drip. So, what do you think? LMAO!

We all have at least one person we like to tell stuff to - especially funny/weird/crazy stuff, right? If you don't, get you a person! ASAP!! ! You won't regret it, I promise LOL  Yesterday, I had to tell someone what happened! I knew just who to tell... The text messages went JUST LIKE THIS!!! Me: OMG! I almost had a heart attack this morning! Aly: Why what happened???!!! Me: There was a MOUSE in the break room! Aly: NOOOOOOO way!!!! AHHHH Me: Yes way! I was over there getting coffee - I mean you know I enjoy my morning coffee - but yeah I was over getting coffee and I overhear  someone say "aye!! UN RATON!" Now, IDK if they knew but I speak just enough Spanish to know when to run😄😄😄 Aly:  Heeeeccccckkkkkk nooooo did you look at it?? Or just run??? 😂😂😂 Me:  I just ran away...✌✌✌ Aly:  😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!! Did everyone else run out???!!! Me:  Nooooooooo!!!! Maria was like "I guess I have to call the exterminator" and the g...