Do you want fries with that?

So you're in the middle of a chase - no not by a dog or worse by CLOWNS(creepy!)...no you are a suspect and the police are chasing you. You are suspected of hitting multiple cops during your flee and what do you next? Do you head for the nearest highway out of town? Jump on some backroads? The long, twisty roads, the ones that are mostly hidden and you fling up dust at every turn of your wheels - all the while hoping that the police fail in their attempt to capture you? Well not this suspect...she went to McDonalds Drive Thru...

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