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Okay so maybe this one is so so wrong - but it's equally funny! Enjoy!!
 
With all the new technology  regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

 When she  was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to  visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said  'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had  elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my  friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the  baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I  demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he  CRIES?'
"BECAUSE I  FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK."?

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