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Hello and HAPPY FRIDAY to all! It's a beautiful quasi-summer day and you know what that means, right? No, really. What does it mean? You don't know? Somebody told me you did. Oh well, in that case I guess it's up to me to spread some...

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 Why do we put ownership on things that aren’t even ours? And then we get mad when somebody else uses them/takes them?? “UGH! I can’t believe that COW took my parking spot”…and you’re at the WalmartCredit: Free photos from acobox.com

Why do we think it's wrong to drink coffee in the summer? “It’s the middle of the summer. Why the heck are you drinking hot coffee?!” Oh, but it’s okay for you to eat ice cream in the winter, huh?
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Dear Ms. Nail Tech,  So how much is a full set of nails? $45 for gel nails, huh? Ok. 
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And may I ask why are you wearing a surgical mask? Oh, it’s for the dust particles from when you use a DRILL to file the artificial nail products? I see. And the little fan that you just turned towards me …? Oh, it’s to keep the dust particles from blowing in YOUR face? I see. So, I’m paying you $45 for a set of nails and a face full of MYSTERY dust...while you get a mask and a fan to keep YOUR lungs dust particle-free? I see. So, can I get a mask? I’m just saying…




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