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Oscar Chronicles - How 'bout a drink?

  Hola! I'm not going to ask you that silly ques-okay so I AM going to ask... Did you miss your Oscar favorito? Claro! How could you not? Have you been enjoying the summer? It's been soooooo hot but I don't mind, usually - except for the times when I'm thirsty. Like the otra day. I was outside enjoying some time in the sun -  mi familia was outside making delicious meat treats on the cooking box. And of course they had to share some with their precious Oscar:). Ohh they were sooooo good! They made sure I had plenty all to myself! Little while later, mi familia got too hot so they went into the casa. Well, it was very hot...even I was a bit warm so I went in, too. I thought I'd go get a drink of water to cool down. Besides, all those delicious meat treats made me thirsty. So I go into the room to get mi agua. As I'm walking to my bowl, I notice mi familia laying on the comfy chair drinking icy cold drinks. This made me even MORE thirsty so now I'm RUNNING to ...

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Oscar Chronicles - Security!

Hola mis amores! How was your day? Mine was good...I got to see some more of my familia. Nope they didn't come to visit. And no we didn't video chat. WE went to see them. That's right! ROAD TRIP! So much fun when we get away from home for a little while. This was especially fun because it was to see familia and mi familia loves me. Plus, they spoil me (smile). They know that I am royalty so, they treat me like a Prince. Treats, treats and more treats (YUMMY!) Everyone just loves me being around so much - well almost everyone (👀). One family member isn't in love with me. I know, it is quite shocking, no? Why does she not love or even like Oscar? Well, as usual it is no fault of mine. I've been a victim of a character assassination! No, really - permitame to explain.  Some time ago, mi familia and I went on this same familia visiting trip.  It was so much fun and everyone loved being around me and they all thought I was so cute (smile). This one persona thought I was...

Do you want fries with that?

So you're in the middle of a chase - no not by a dog or worse by CLOWNS(creepy!)...no you are a suspect and the police are chasing you. You are suspected of hitting multiple cops during your flee and what do you next? Do you head for the nearest highway out of town? Jump on some backroads? The long, twisty roads, the ones that are mostly hidden and  you fling up dust at every turn of your wheels - all the while hoping that the police fail in their attempt to capture you? Well not this suspect...she went to McDonalds Drive Thru... click here to read the full article  

Shopping Adventures

Hello! How was your extended weekend? Mine was great, thanks for asking.So I was in the store the other day, partly on a mission for candles for this candling session - that's a post for another day- and then I happened to see this 👀 Oh I just have sooo many questions! Like: 1. How did you- whoever you are- come up with this name? 2. Did you mean to make the posterior portion of the monkey look like a cherry 🍒? 3. This would imply that monkey booties smell bad...how do you know? Did someone do a field study?  4. Friction fighter...Friction is - well, here you go:  Definition of Friction Alright so what do you think? Come on, tell me! LOL

Oscar Chronicles - I'm No Quitter

  Hola! Que pasa? Me? Well as you can tell, the whole " I need a bano" incident just fine. Of course, I wasn't really concerned (paws crossed). As I said, my people love me. How could they not? I'm so darned cute!!!  Oh and it's not just them who think I'm so loveable. Every time they have people over, they instantly fall in love. Are you laughing at me? You don't believe me? Okay so let me tell you something...today, there were some people at my house. They were doing the typical people-y stuff...laughing, EATING...But this time they didn't actually COOK dinner. I know, right? Surprised me, too. No, instead they went out for dinner.  I can almost hear some of you saying "what does that have to do with them loving you, Oscar?" Un momentito, por favor. I'm getting to that part right now. When the people, MY people, returned to the house they did not come empty handed. They thought of yours truly even while they were out to dinner.  So the...

Oscar Chronicles - Invited to the Cookout

  Hola!! Did you miss me? I already know that you did. How could you not miss Oscar? (smile) Well you will be happy to hear that I survived my chip binge without punishment!!! Isn't that great?! In fact, they said not a word about it at all. Kinda weird to be honest. Part of me wonders if this calm, non-reaction is because I am just this truly beloved or if this is simply the calm before the storm? It has to be because I am beloved - after all, it's been weeks since that happened. Or...are they just waiting on me to do something else? Something worse then devouring those sinfully delicious chips?? No es importa - my weekend was great! My helpers had extra people over. I'm not sure why but it seemed like a fiesta! Lots of foods - even meat on the hot box. I think I heard them call it an EGG...doesn't look like an EGG to me. Whatever it's called, it puts that wonderful taste into the pork chops and chicken so nice and smokey!! Oh yeah they had some lettuce but what do...