Truths!!!

One of my fave responses when someones tells me something that I wholeheartedly agree with TRUTH!!! Some very well-known documents have this notion of TRUTH(s) in them. In the Declaration of Independence, there is a line quoted to Thomas Jefferson that is chock full of truths about equality, rights - don't believe me?
Check it out: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/t/thomasjeff157212.html

But that isn't what this post is about exactly. The list I have for you is full of truths - many that are pretty evident. Some, I'm sure you have already experienced for yourself. If not, just wait on it.

TRUTHS

Ladies - when you wear your white dress/skirt/pants/shorts your body will decide that day would be a good day to start your time of the month.
Fellas - when you wear your brand new kicks, you know the ones that you stood inline all day to buy? Someone will step on them after stepping in every mud hole they can find.
The girl/guy you are crushing so hard on but has never given you the T.O.D.? Will not be interested in you until you are with someone else. (This one happened to me. I'm talking about complete with leaving notes on my car along with a really great mixtape - sigh)
When you finally change your food and workout habits and drop like 25-30 pounds - suddenly it's sexier to be a bit heavier, curvier, VOLUPTUOUS! And it's not just the ladies this will affect. Ever heard the term Dad Bod?
Thinking about number 4 - the same can be said for glasses. You get contacts or save up thousands of dollars for corrective vision surgery and suddenly people are falling over themselves to pay for expensive eyeglasses - WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION! Why? Because now, wearing glasses is so cool *rolls eyes*.

Okay - there are a few to get your started. You have a few to add to the list? Let me know. Happy to post a few.

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