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Ice Age...

There's an adage that goes something like " there's a reason for everything". I admit, that I often have a hard time accepting those words at face value. I mean really - there's a reason why there are children going hungry when there are people who are so rich they can't put all the zero's in their check book registers?! Somewhere, I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned about helping others and recognizing the staggering dichotomies that exist on earth between the haves and have nots...I'm just saying I haven't figured it out yet. I say all that to say - with everything that's going on in this thing we call life, do we really think "re-creating" plant life from over 30,000 years ago is the way to go? REALLY? Have we not all seen this movie? Spielberg, Sam Neill, Laura Dern... couple of cute kids... oh yeah and these guys... Granted the paleo-life in the film didn't get kicked off by paleo-plant life but by a mosquito

Joke of the Day

Okay so maybe this one is so so wrong - but it's equally funny! Enjoy!!   With all the new technology  regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.   When she  was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to  visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said  'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had  elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my  friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the  baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I  demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he  CRIES?' "BECAUSE I  FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK."?