Sometimes people worry me. Not so much that they annoy me...okay well sometimes...but what I'm specifically referring to is the fact that some people just seem so completely unaware of the things they do.
Don't believe me??? Ok let's take for example a typical grocery store check out line. I have had the distinct pleasure to be both a customer and an employee. But I've never understood the women who feel it necessary to wait until they are at the register and proceed to dig into their bras for cash!!!! Now I live in the South and my Grandma Alice used to call that special hiding place her "safety deposit box" - but she never went mining for gold at their register. I mean come on ladies...can you not fish out your dollars, credit cards, that check you've got folded and tucked away, the coins before you get to the register?? ..oh yes I said coins...saw a lady do that just yesterday. Her total came to $12.89. She dug into her already overstuffed bra and produced some dollar bills and then began to practically molest herself looking in her bra and squeezing her breasts and saying "hmmm I don't have any change." Ya think?!?!?!
I don't know if they do this sort of thing up North but in the South it's running rampant. Ugh and it's even worse in the summer!!! Currently I'm working part time in addition to my full-time job at a local grocery store. I'm already dreading the summer months but this sudden rush of warmer than usual temperatures have begun the initiation process to accepting wads of dollar bills covered in sweat produced from the ample "safety deposit boxes" of Southern women.
I think we, as cashiers, should be allowed to refuse forms of payments produced from the sweaty breasts of customers. After all, I certainly wouldn't accept payment pro offered from the gentleman who's digging down in his underwear for a TWENTY!!!
I offer this as a public service announcement and I'm begging all women everywhere to stop it right now. No more methods of payment tucked into your Victoria Secrets. Believe me, it's no secret where it's been!!!
Don't believe me??? Ok let's take for example a typical grocery store check out line. I have had the distinct pleasure to be both a customer and an employee. But I've never understood the women who feel it necessary to wait until they are at the register and proceed to dig into their bras for cash!!!! Now I live in the South and my Grandma Alice used to call that special hiding place her "safety deposit box" - but she never went mining for gold at their register. I mean come on ladies...can you not fish out your dollars, credit cards, that check you've got folded and tucked away, the coins before you get to the register?? ..oh yes I said coins...saw a lady do that just yesterday. Her total came to $12.89. She dug into her already overstuffed bra and produced some dollar bills and then began to practically molest herself looking in her bra and squeezing her breasts and saying "hmmm I don't have any change." Ya think?!?!?!
I don't know if they do this sort of thing up North but in the South it's running rampant. Ugh and it's even worse in the summer!!! Currently I'm working part time in addition to my full-time job at a local grocery store. I'm already dreading the summer months but this sudden rush of warmer than usual temperatures have begun the initiation process to accepting wads of dollar bills covered in sweat produced from the ample "safety deposit boxes" of Southern women.
I think we, as cashiers, should be allowed to refuse forms of payments produced from the sweaty breasts of customers. After all, I certainly wouldn't accept payment pro offered from the gentleman who's digging down in his underwear for a TWENTY!!!
I offer this as a public service announcement and I'm begging all women everywhere to stop it right now. No more methods of payment tucked into your Victoria Secrets. Believe me, it's no secret where it's been!!!
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