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A WHAT???!!

We all have at least one person we like to tell stuff to - especially funny/weird/crazy stuff, right? If you don't, get you a person! ASAP!!! You won't regret it, I promise LOL 

 Yesterday, I had to tell someone what happened! I knew just who to tell...

 The text messages went JUST LIKE THIS!!!
Me: OMG! I almost had a heart attack this morning!
Aly: Why what happened???!!!
Me: There was a MOUSE in the break room!
Aly: NOOOOOOO way!!!! AHHHH
Me: Yes way! I was over there getting coffee - I mean you know I enjoy my morning coffee - but yeah I was over getting coffee and I overhear  someone say "aye!! UN RATON!" Now, IDK if they knew but I speak just enough Spanish to know when to run😄😄😄
Aly: Heeeeccccckkkkkk nooooo did you look at it?? Or just run???😂😂😂
Me: I just ran away...✌✌✌
Aly: 😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!! Did everyone else run out???!!!
Me: Nooooooooo!!!! Maria was like "I guess I have to call the exterminator" and the guy who yelled about the raton was like "I don't want to kill it..." I was like...
 
Me: Then he said "okay I will get it. Let me put on some gloves" 
Me: Excuse me??

Aly:  Ohhhhh heccccckkkk nawwwwwww!!!
Me: I was like...
 GLOVES!!??! GLOVES???!!! Grab some gloves to do what???!!! Catch it and then what???!!! Okay, I'm out!!!
Aly: Did he catch it!!!???
Aly: OMG eww is it big??!!!
Aly:  I'd call 911!!!
Aly:  Helppppppppp!!!
Me: 


 Me: I ran away, remember??!!
 
Aly: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 trueeeeeeee where'd you go?!!! I would have ran all the way to my car😁😁😁
Me: I thought about it but I dipped into my office and have been sitting here like this

                                         
Aly: LITERALLY DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wish  I was there 😁😁😁 I would've been rolling at your reaction 😁😁😁
Me: 
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