Mackgurl's Musings

So the other day, I was trying to find my way around this new city I moved to. Sounds like fun, right? And I have to admit that for the most part it has been. It has not been without incident. Like the time I was trying to find a laundromat - supposedly 5 minutes from my house...20 minutes later I was still looking. (Never did find that place...ended up buying a washer and dryer instead LOL) Still, there have been fun times - finding short cuts and little out of the way places. There have also been a few times that I have been a little hmmm not quite scared (okay maybe a little bit) but freaked out. I was on my way home from work and my favorite GPS app decided to send me on a new route home. And I went with it - mainly because I wasn't familiar enough with how to get home yet - several winding roads (back roads), no signs, lots of trees and very few people (even though I felt like I was being watched). I tried to laugh it off and then I looked out the window and saw this...

There have been times in my life that people have imparted a few of what I like to call "words of wisdom". And you know me - I'm not a selfish person - okay with most things I'm not selfish🤔...anyway since I'm feeling unselfish I'm going to share these gems with you. Feel free to pass them on😁  A Handful of Wisdom   1. It's okay to NOT be a perfect size 6. Anyone who tells you differently is suffering from carb deprivation. Besides, isn't that why they created stretchy pants? 2. If you fall down, don't get back up right away.  3. If you fall and your friend is around, play it off and plan to be social media famous. 4. How much you like something is proportional to how bad it is for you. Cookies, soda, cake, candy, pizza, burgers, ice cream... 5. There's fine line between insanity and genius.Don't believe me?  Check this out...

I saw this HOME listed online and thought THIS IS...WOW!!! Like I can't even imagine - ok so I can imagine... I AM imagining!!! But like I said, I do not sleep well enough to dream this good. Five bedrooms and EIGHT BATHROOMS!!!   Over 11,000 sqft!!! So how much for all of this? The monthly payment estimate is $21,000!!! A MONTH??!! Or if you wanna pay in full - $4,200,000.00. If someone is interested in a house, I found you one. (YOU'RE WELCOME, LOL!) Just click on the link under the photo, contact the rep at the agency and set up an appointment. Oh, and if you want me to take a look at it with you, just let me know...IJS If you do purchase this beautiful home, I sincerely hope I'm on the house warming party invitation list. Oh AND if you buy this gorgeous home, I need to know what you do for a living to afford a $21K/month mortgage PLUS utilities, housekeeping, yard maintenance, FOOD... etc. and one more thing - ARE THEY HIRING??

Hey! It's been a minute since I chatted with you guys, so I thought we could jump back in with a little exercise! Yay!! Now come on - don't be like that. A little exercise never hurt anyone..okay perhaps these people might have gotten hurt:     But that's NOT the type of exercise I mean. Close your eyes - WAIT! You can't read if your eyes are closed. Hmm ok so keep your eyes open and picture the one person who makes you smile. That one person who you just can't wait to see, be around, call, text, whatever... (Bet you're grinning already). See, that person didn't even have to be around - you didn't call them, you didn't text them - all you did was think about them and now you're grinning. How do they do it? How do they make you smile like a Cheshire cat? Maybe it's a shared memory between the two of you or maybe it's the way their eyes light up, full on sparkle when they see you. Or the way your stomach flutters and flips when you