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Anticipation

Hey hey hey! So a short time ago, I wrote a post about preconceived notions and assumptions. Yeah yeah, we all have been guilty of them a time or dozen. Annnnd most of the time, they are wrong. Sometimes, they can even be put under the heading of a negative stereotype. But what about those times when your assumptions, what you thought end up surprising you? I'm talking about those times where they catch you completely off guard...Can't think of a time? Alright then...

Fellas, you're minding your own business - trying to find the toilet paper at the supermarket, giving up, you go over to the service desk. Why? Maybe you're hoping they will have a stash of a couple rolls they can sell you. So you go over and there's this beautiful lady standing there. Golden brown hair, shapely,  standing about 5'7" (ooh aren't you a connoisseur, lol). You're like yeah, I'm shooting my shot. You go up and you get ready to launch into your spiel and you notice two things right away. #1 she's got the most gorgeous hazel eyes you've ever seen. Just when you can manage to tear your gaze away you notice #2 she's not wearing a N95 mask and the reason you notice, she's got a full beard and mustache. But her name tag reads "Jennifer"... So while you approve her choices whatever they may be, you decide against asking for her number...


Ladies, you've accepted a date from a super handsome gentleman you met online. Tonight is date night. He's walking towards you (you're extra so you got to the restaurant first) He's 6'5, muscular/solidly built 250ish, groomed beard, beautiful eyes. That suit he's wearing ooohwee, fits him perfectly. He gets to the table and you stand to greet him and catch the whiff of the sexiest smelling cologne you've ever smelled (JPG??) And then he smiles and you're like aww hell naw...I'm in love. Look at his beautiful smile! You can't wait to hear his deep sultry voice and then "Hello, I'm Shawn..." And the super high pitched voice that emitted from the full lips of this demigod could have been from the throat of 5 year old little girl. Hmmm wonder how that convo over dinner is going to go?






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