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Minimum Wage=No Problems!!!

There are so many people (economists…perhaps your mother?) who are quick to point out that you need a good-paying job.  Why? Well, according to them you will encounter a mountain of problems if you are only pulling in say $7 bucks/hour!!! Credit: Free photos from acobox.com

 And to be honest, they (yes, even dear old mom) are right. But, there are certain problems that you will never have to face. Decisions that plague those with 6-figure salaries - that you, my dear underpaid worker, will never have to make. Questions that you, my wage-strapped chum, will never have to answer…
Ferrari 
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or

 Lamborghini? 
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                                                               Whole Foods 


or

                                              Trader Joe's?
                   
 Tahiti                                 
     
  or       
  
                      Hawaii?

    
    

First-Class Seating
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                                                                 or Coach?
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Champagne
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or
Pepsi?
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First-Class Flight
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or
Bus?
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Who will inherit your millions?
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What's my Suisse Bank Account number/password?

Should I be worried about identity theft? Because really...
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