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Oscar Chronicles - How 'bout a drink?

 Hola! I'm not going to ask you that silly ques-okay so I AM going to ask... Did you miss your Oscar favorito? Claro! How could you not? Have you been enjoying the summer? It's been soooooo hot but I don't mind, usually - except for the times when I'm thirsty. Like the otra day. I was outside enjoying some time in the sun -  mi familia was outside making delicious meat treats on the cooking box. And of course they had to share some with their precious Oscar:). Ohh they were sooooo good! They made sure I had plenty all to myself!


Little while later, mi familia got too hot so they went into the casa. Well, it was very hot...even I was a bit warm so I went in, too. I thought I'd go get a drink of water to cool down. Besides, all those delicious meat treats made me thirsty. So I go into the room to get mi agua. As I'm walking to my bowl, I notice mi familia laying on the comfy chair drinking icy cold drinks. This made me even MORE thirsty so now I'm RUNNING to my bowl! I get there and guess what I find?  An EMPTY BOWL!!! Not even a drop of agua in the bowl. Aye Dios Mio! But I'm sooooo thirsty!!! Maybe I should have said no when mi familia offered me crackers. But I could no help it! Tryquits are mis favoritos! So now I'm pacing, running back and forth to my bowl and back in front of mi familia. They look at me, we make eye contact, they tell me I'm cute (claro), they smile and go back to enjoying THEIR ICY COLD DRINKS!

Clearly, I'm on my own (SMH). Maybe I can get the agua myself. The last time I had my spa day there was plenty of agua in the spa bowl.

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My legs are not long but I manage to jump in... but Aye!!!  it's no like I remember. There's no aqua!! Empty - just like my bowl!!! Wait! My bowl! When they put agua in mi bowl they get it from this otra bowl up in the air. I look up at it...but it's too high in the air! I can't reach it!

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Just when I think all hope is lost, someone sees me. She notices me going back and forth to my bowl...me looking up at the bowl in the air...she seems to remember me jumping in the spa bowl. I know this because this princessa says something to mi familia and they get up - followed closely by me - and FILL MY BOWL WITH AQUA!!! 
SLURP, SLURP, SLURP, SLURP, SLURP!!!AAAAHHHHhhhhh...Que Bueno! 





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