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Rather be at the beach

The weather is so great these days that people are going to won't to get out and enjoy it. So much so, until some are longing for holidays and the wonderful invention called THE 3-DAY WEEKEND!  These pseudo-holidays don't always come around as often as some would like so they turn to that other wonderful invention - CALLING OUT OF WORK! Some have come up with some really plausible excuses and some are dubious, at best. Here's a list of...

Excuses that probably won’t work for being late/missing work 

1.     I couldn’t find a parking space – Your job title: Valet parking attendant

2.     I missed my flight – Your job title: Pilot (especially if you own your own private plane)
 
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3.     I got lost on my way to work – Your job title: Tour Guide

4.     My wife is sick and I have to stay home to care for her – Your marital status: Confirmed Bachelor

5.     I don’t feel up to par today – Your job title: Professional Golfer  
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6.     I can't my car out of the garage – Your residence:  A trailer          
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7.     I have a flat tire and I don’t know how to change it – Your job title: Master Mechanic 
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8.     I hurt my back lifting my baby out of the crib – Your job title: Professional Bodybuilder
 
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9.     My toilet is backed up and I don’t know what to do – Your job title: Master Plumber 
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10. I donated too much blood at the blood bank yesterday – Your job title: VAMPIRE!
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